I will come to you house. I will go to your fresh eater fridge fridge your fresh eater

I will take your butter out of your fridge

I will eat the butter in front of you and your family's eyes, and I

I force you to watch me while I eat all your butter that you are gonna have a

Christmas Eve. You will beg and cry and say no don't eat all our butter we need

for Christmas I will say I'm not my problem and take the empty bottle I will throw it

on the stairway. T-B-T-L

That seems a little extreme. I don't know to each their own. Here's something we

hope you like a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L this is the show that's

probably too beautiful to live. Isn't that for techno geeks with spreadsheet? My name is

Sluk Burbank I'm your host a beautifully wrapped glossy sweet smelling show

that's what we're trying to present you today it's episode 1,045 in a

collector series I'm weighing it 186 pounds oh yeah we have lots to discuss

hi this is Luke's mom Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L there's been an outcry

from the listeners to ask us to please stop with all the swearing

you might be

well let's hope it doesn't come to that I don't see what the problem is but we'll

we'll dig into that also as you've heard there's been all kinds of

doings with Mike Daisy and his monologues and whether or not they were

accurate and whether they needed to be retracted sabotage the system now he's

actually apologized and it's with a great surprise that we read that he's

literally apologizing to us which brings us to a new segment I would say

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