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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1044: Adam Carolla

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2012

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Adam Carolla stops by to talk fame, fortune, and why no one watched his home improvement TV show.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey Chuck, I'm doing this stupid thing, you're kidding, win, okay yeah let me, I'll call you back, that's weird but I'll call you back.

0:16.0

His niece was murdered.

0:19.0

Well hey there folks, welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL. This is the show, it just might be too beautiful to live.

0:32.0

It's a ship that made a castle run less than 12 parsecs.

0:35.0

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host, weighing in at 186 pounds. This is episode 1,044 in a collector series and we've got a fun treat in store for you today.

0:47.0

A conversation with Adam Corolla, that's right, Aceracola himself will join us in a few minutes.

0:54.0

Via telephone to tell us how everything's going in Corolla land, I'm a little worried I will tell you because yesterday I was somewhat joking but the fact that I think I might be developing gout.

1:09.0

This is owing to all the low carb I've been doing which naturally means eating a lot of red meat and such and then all of the well I'll call it what it is.

1:20.0

The whiskey a haul that I've been drinking so much of.

1:23.0

How drunk are you?

1:25.0

A lot to fear.

1:26.0

To assuage my pain over the fact that I'm not eating carbs and yesterday we were reading about Frank Bruny in the New York Times who was their food critic for a long time and the fact that he has gout.

1:37.0

And I don't know if it's just psychosomatic on overload but I really have this.

1:43.0

Some of you who've had gout and we've heard from some of you email me will you look at tbtl.net and tell me how it started.

1:49.0

What did it feel like?

1:50.0

Describe the pain to me because I don't know what's happening in my left foot but if the next time you see me I'm being carried around on a silk pillow by a bunch of unix.

2:02.0

Probably because I have the disease of kings.

2:06.0

Hey, we are going to be at Comic Con, the Emerald City Comic Con No List next for Friday.

2:13.0

That's right, March the 30th.

2:15.0

We will be there doing a live broadcast of tbtl.

2:19.0

We're getting sponsorship this week and next from Emerald City Comic Con.

2:23.0

It's going to be amazing.

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