Episode #1043: Gout and About with TBTL!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2012

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

After hearing about yet another famous person with gout, Luke starts to have phantom pains, thinking he might have it to. Meanwhile, Sean's medical advice is suspect at best.

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0:00.0	My favorite was Rocket Man.
0:01.8	The bad guy stuck him in a car on a mountain road,
0:03.9	knocked him out and welded the door shut and tore out
0:06.0	the brakes and started him to his death.
0:07.9	And he woke up and tried to steer and tried to get out,
0:10.4	but the car went off a cliff before he could escape.
0:12.7	And it crashed and burned, and I was so upset and excited.
0:15.8	And the next week, you better believe I was first in line.
0:18.2	And they always start with the end of the last week.
0:20.2	And there was Rocket Man trying to get out.
0:22.6	And here comes the cliff.
0:24.1	And just before the car went off the cliff,
0:26.1	he jumped free at all the kids cheered.
0:29.7	But I didn't cheer.
0:31.1	I stood right up and started shouting.
0:33.3	This isn't what happened last week.
0:35.2	Have you all got amnesia?
0:37.1	They just cheated us.
0:38.5	This isn't fair.
0:40.0	He didn't get out of the car.
0:41.9	The duty car.
0:43.2	TVTL.
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