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offensive. Hunter where he's in a dog, grow potatoes, gradually develop This is The Offensive.

Hunter wellies and a dog.

Grow potatoes, gradually developed xenophobic views.

Start saying things like, oh, it's all right, them coming over here,

they just need to learn the language.

Maybe I'll get a slow cooker.

I can make casserole.

It's not a million miles away from where you are right now, mate.

God, well, I think, I think we might have hit rock bottom.

Have we? I feel it's been worse than this.

Didn't we, like, nearly get relegated last year?

Yeah, that was different. I still had power then.

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