Episode #1034: Olive Garden Reviewer Speaks! And We Fall In Love!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2012

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Marilyn Hagerty, the 85 year-old restaurant critic whose Olive Garden review has swept the internet shows up on TBTL to explain why we should all get over the internet. Plus! Motopony stops by Burbank Studios to chat, drink, and break into impromptu church songs.

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0:00.0	Do you hold a grudge against my gummy burns?
0:01.7	No.
0:02.7	All right, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him.
0:05.7	Checked out.
0:06.5	Okay, sir, you're free to go.
0:07.8	Good, because I got a hot date tonight.
0:10.0	A day.
0:11.0	Dinner with Fred.
0:12.3	Dinner alone.
0:13.4	Watching TV alone.
0:15.1	All right.
0:16.2	I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies
0:17.8	in the Victoria Secret catalog.
0:21.3	See his catalog.
0:22.6	Now, would you unhook this already, please?
0:25.0	I don't deserve this kind of shared-be-treatment.
0:27.5	TVTL.
0:33.3	OMG, you guys.
0:34.8	It's happening again.
0:36.1	That's right, a Friday afternoon edition of TVTL.
0:39.9	This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:42.8	Don't stay in my house if you're dark-satted.
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