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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

# 1035 – Shit Just Got Real

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2012

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Producer Andrew have plans to discuss the news of the day but end up delving into their childhood traumas with special emphasis on the danger of eating super hot peppers.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I've still got one bullet.

0:02.0

Oh, does he?

0:03.0

Who am I?

0:04.0

Come bullets?

0:05.0

Yula?

0:06.0

Like Dracula?

0:07.0

That was bad.

0:08.0

Come back to me.

0:09.0

I can do better.

0:10.0

T-B-T-L!

0:14.0

Well, we can't do any better than this.

0:16.0

A Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

0:19.0

That's right.

0:20.0

This is the show.

0:21.0

That just might be too beautiful to live.

0:23.0

I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out.

0:25.0

My name is Luke Burbeck.

0:27.0

I'm your host, weighing in at 190 pounds.

0:31.0

Oh, yeah.

0:32.0

Take that.

0:34.0

No cheat day.

0:35.0

I think I learned from the master.

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