And when people are just looking at you like, man, they're f**king jamming, you just get the energy like, sh**, f**king, I got a jam harder, you know?

Right, that makes you say f**k it because I'm ready to f**king smoke the world with the rock and roll. Good deal.

T-B-T-L!

Watch Out World, it's time for some smoking and some rock and roll and some imaginary radio here on this Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L

Yeah, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

You know, you gotta eat that microphone.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host, weighing in at 192 pounds.

That's made to understand that we're grilled cheese sandwiches here.

I've been avoiding those actually, I'm proud to say. Getting my slow carbs on and feeling good about things.

You're gonna feel good about this here edition of T-B-T-L. It's episode 1333 in a collector series.

Oh, yeah!

And we have a ton of stuff to talk about, including, but not limited to.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

If one of the friends of T-B-T-L who's like some major radio host in Los Angeles,

if he, you know, had a chance to talk to probably the most controversial musician out there today that being Lana Del Rey,

would we bring him into the Cairo broadcast closet to ask about that?

Obviously.

So, we will talk to our friend Mr. Bean Baxter from the Kevin and Bean show on K-Rock in L.A.

Also excited to have my good friend Sean Datory.

I'll be your wingman. Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.

Japan's number one mixer who's right over there. Hi, Sean.

Hey, how's it going? Good. And, uh, hi, Mr. Bean.

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