They believe I need a real job and they are so difficult one time they tried to give me a

mouth swab drug test. That's against everything I believe in. Because there's no way I'm gonna

let you take something that you made my people pick 200 years ago. And then turn around to

use it to deny me a job. If I knew that's how you treated your employees, I would have

never have taken the time to duct tape this Cheetos back for a year into my lane. That was a waste of

mine and my son's day. Waste of a day we will we will show you the meaning of wasting a day or at

least an hour of that day as we get rolling on this Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL. This is

the show that's probably too beautiful to live. Excuse me America, do you mind? My name is Luke

Burbank. I'm your host. Psycho, screwy and totally unbalanced. I'm weighing in at 192 pounds. Oh

yeah. Which is a very exciting for me. This is episode 1,032 in a collector series and we have a

fun guest and fun topics to discuss with you and just the whole bunch of stuff. Hi this is Luke

Mom Susie coming tonight on TBTL. I'm Mr. Ron Funches will be here. And I have been laughing the whole time.

Ron is the guy who you heard at the top of the show and he's going to be playing laugh hole tonight

at Chop Sui. So make sure you head down there. Also have an update on how my my early membership in

Juggalo book is going. That would be the new Facebook type set up that is for Juggalo's

spoiler alert. I've got three friends now. So not to brag but I'll tell you how that's going.

First let's talk to this guy over here. He's producer Andrew. Is it legal to be this insane?

Hi Luke. Hi Andrew. I brought my laptop today so I might be doing work during the show.

I was wondering if you were going to be doing TBTL related stuff or if you were just wanting to

fit in. If you wanted it to be sort of dueling laptops. Yeah well you looked cool and older with

your laptop. I just wanted to emulate that. And my candy cigarettes like I smoke throughout the

show. Those are candy. Also Ron Funches is sitting right over there on the the interview couch.

...