Episode 102 - Deadline Day: Part 1
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 25 January 2021
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan and Head of Communications Jess Tate require negative COVID-19 test results ahead of Deadline Day at Ashwood City Football Club.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Additional Voices:
Rachel Teate
Thomas Mitchells
Joel Emery
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Episode directed by:
Helena Doughty & Paul Waggott
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat. |
| 0:06.0 | Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years. |
| 0:10.8 | You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air. |
| 0:13.8 | Then chill on a Caribbean beach. |
| 0:16.7 | Then taste your way through Tokyo. |
| 0:19.7 | Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now |
| 0:25.9 | and the National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work |
| 0:39.1 | of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely |
| 0:45.0 | coincidental. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is |
| 0:50.9 | the offensive. This is The Offensive. |
| 1:09.5 | But what's being clear is that one person has been busy over his Christmas periods, |
| 1:12.5 | and that is Harvey Sims, |
| 1:14.0 | amassing huge investment for this consortium known informally |
| 1:18.1 | as the Antinolan Trust. |
| 1:21.5 | We've been able to secure funds across a number of investment grounds, |
| 1:25.5 | which put us firmly in front in the race |
| 1:27.7 | to become minority shareholder of Ashwood City. |
| 1:34.0 | Another twist in the tail. |
| 1:35.4 | Chinese billionaire Bobby Tan |
| 1:37.1 | Lance his bid for 30% of Ashwood City. |
| 1:40.0 | Speaking of fans, Harvey Simpson excites them. |
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