Episode 101 - Who Swears Wins
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 18 January 2021
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
The new regime under Sven-Göran Eriksson has provided a much needed impetus for Ashwood City Football Club. The turn of fortunes even reflects onto the Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan as he secures a rare appearance on a dedicated Ashwood supporters' podcast feed.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Sven-Goran Eriksson as Himself
Alberto Iriarte as Beñat 'Benny' Bengoetxea
Additional Voices:
Nalan Burgess
Joel Emery
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat. |
| 0:06.0 | Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years. |
| 0:10.8 | You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air. |
| 0:13.8 | Then chill on a Caribbean beach. |
| 0:16.7 | Then taste your way through Tokyo. |
| 0:19.7 | Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now and the |
| 0:26.3 | National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely |
| 0:45.0 | coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:53.9 | I am delighted to be the new head coach at Ashford City Football Club. |
| 0:59.6 | I look forward to working with the team and challenging for Europe again. |
| 1:05.0 | Thank you, Patrick Nolan, for this opportunity. |
| 1:08.3 | Thank you to the fans. Come on Super Whites. |
| 1:13.1 | What a move in Ashwood City. |
| 1:14.4 | Make it 2-0 here at the Bet 365. |
| 1:16.8 | This Carabelle Cup tie is all but resolved as the Super Whites. |
| 1:20.0 | Move on to the semi-fine. |
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