Well, broadsheet journalists have described my impressions as stunningly accurate.

Well, they're wrong. I've not heard you're Michael Cain,

but I assume it would be something along the lines of,

I know, I'm Sparkle Cain. That is where you were so wrong.

I mean, you can look at my live video. That's true.

That's the very thing I don't do.

Do you do that? Do you do, Michael Cain?

OK. I say, Michael Cain used to talk like this in the 1960s, right?

But that has changed.

And I say that over the years,

Michael's voice has come down several times to let me finish,

and all of the cigars and the brandy don't let me finish,

can now be heard. OK.

I'm not fucking finished in the back of the voice at the voice now.

Well, I've still not finished the voice.

Is it panicking?

I'm thinking, you look like you're a bag of bloody talk.

Let me finish. Right.

So, Michael Cain's voice now in the Batman movies and in Harry Brown.

I can't go fast because Michael Cain talks very, very, slowly.

All right. This is how Michael Cain speaks.

Michael Cain speaks to his nose like that.

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