Okay, well, we've heard from you, Scott, now you tell us a little about yourself.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.

My father was a relentlessly self-improving, blanche ray owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a pinch-aunt for buggery.

My father would womanize, you would drink, who would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.

Sometimes you would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.

When I was insulin, I was placed in a burlap bag and beating with rates. Pretty standard, really.

There we go. And here we go on a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL.

This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

It's time for Operation Crazy Plan.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host, weighing in at 194 pounds.

Oh, yeah!

Kind of plateauing here, but I'm sticking with it people.

Sticking with it, and endeavoring to bring you this 1,012th episode in a collector's series.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Suzy, coming tonight on TBTL.

A Werner Herzog, the film director, is Zay.

This is an interesting guy. He's no fan of Klaus Kinski.

His longtime collaboration partner in many of his movies.

He wants to eat a shoe in the movie. Werner Herzog eats a shoe, but there's...

There's something that he dislikes more than just about anything else unearth and we found out about it when this clip of him hit the internet.

The enormity of their flat brain, the enormity of their stupidity is just overwhelming.

I don't tell you what he was talking about coming up in a moment also.

There's a guy.

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