Episode 100 - The Christmas Special One III
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2020
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City Football Club look to complete the signing of Sven-Goran Eriksson as Head Coach.
In Loving Memory of beautiful Lucinda.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Do, do, do... |
| 0:03.5 | Bampa! |
| 0:07.1 | Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! |
| 0:09.9 | Okay, enough Rasmataz! |
| 0:12.8 | But it's not every day a new scratch card drops. |
| 0:15.0 | With the new set for five years scratch card from the National Lottery, |
| 0:19.3 | you could win five grand a month, every month, |
| 0:21.8 | for five years. Pick up yours in store today and get scratching. Search Dream big place |
| 0:27.1 | mall. Rules procedures and game specific rules apply. Place must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.3 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 1:05.3 | Thank you. This is The Offensive. Here in the Ashwood City Press Room. |
| 1:07.7 | It's been three days since Matt Yanson walked away from the club and still |
| 1:12.0 | no appointment has been confirmed. Now, believe it or not, this particular press conference |
| 1:17.2 | was called just over an hour ago and it's suspected that this should involve an announcement |
| 1:22.7 | of some kind. And it's, ah, here we go now. There is Jess State. Ashwood City, Head of Communications. |
| 1:28.4 | Let's see what she has to see. |
| 1:40.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, |
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