Episode 099 - Big Man On Campus
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 14 December 2020
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
The Tottenham victory seals Ashwood City's 4-straight league win under Interim Head Coach Matt Jansen. Former player and businessman, now turned Ashwood City agitator; Harvey Simms has enacted shareholder protocol to demand a meeting between Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan and the highly regarded Jansen... Meanwhile in Scandinavia; Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall attempts to recruit his successor.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Ramone Dale-Cruickshank as Harvey Simms
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat. |
| 0:06.0 | Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years. |
| 0:10.8 | You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air. |
| 0:13.8 | Then chill on a Caribbean beach. |
| 0:16.7 | Then taste your way through Tokyo. |
| 0:19.7 | Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now |
| 0:25.9 | and the National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work |
| 0:39.1 | of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely |
| 0:45.0 | coincidental. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is |
| 0:50.9 | the offensive. This is The Offensive. This is The Offensive. I'm gonna... ...height... Fuck me. It's fucking freezing. |
| 1:42.3 | All right, big man. |
| 1:43.4 | Woody, what's going on? |
| 1:44.6 | What's the status? Do we have him? |
| 1:46.5 | I'm just meeting with him now at his house. |
| 1:48.4 | That's good. |
| 1:49.1 | No, it ain't good. |
| 1:50.0 | It's December in some fucking corner of Scandinavia, pal. |
| 1:52.9 | It's just white as far as the eye can see. |
| 1:55.3 | Yeah, it feels like it could snow here as well, actually. |
| 1:57.6 | I was actually talking about the population, pal. More white people than a fucking Michael Bubli concert. |
| 2:02.5 | Okay, well, look, I need you to tell me the exact point when this deal goes through. |
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