Episode 100 - Dick on Keeping it 100

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2018

⏱️ 171 minutes

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Summary

Sean brings in a problem, I miss an opportunity, Asterios doesn't get a lap dance, a ban on running, unfair hangovers, more idiocy from the papacy, Denzel vs. Peach, the erosion of the troll, miracles are all around us, Tim Tams, sharking, a legal bill measuring contest, my mom calls in, and resisting the inescapable craving to fail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Is it only 1125? Yeah, no it's not bad at all.
0:05.0	All right. How's everybody feeling?
0:09.0	It's almost like you guys didn't know that you'd have this many guests until this morning and couldn't plan or try this out.
0:15.2	What are you fucking, who is this guy? Yeah, armchair engineering?
0:19.2	What do you fucking know what you do? You see all these cameras and shit this is very well prepared actually you're
0:26.1	only a half hour actually to your a hundredth episode you see this
0:30.9	boom right here I had to put that together.
0:34.0	Yeah.
0:35.0	You know how long that took me?
0:36.0	Like three days.
0:37.0	So you mounted the camera, you did what
0:39.0	literally any laundromat owner can do,
0:41.0	which is hang up a small camera.
0:43.0	Congratulations.
0:44.0	What are you fucking starting this on me already in the 100th episode?
0:47.7	You're starting about that I'm not doing enough work on mounting cameras and...
0:51.6	It's a half hour late you had 99
0:54.4	episodes to know this was coming well you also think that running a laundry mat's
0:58.1	easy which is also another thing no my dad and mom ran a laundromat.
1:03.0	That's true.
1:04.0	He's half Chinese, right?
1:06.0	Hey, I'm a quarter Chinese, but we ran the pecanic laundromat.
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