Episode 101 - Dick on Supreme Gentlemen

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2018

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

Boomer humor and their legacy of spilled popcorn, "The Diary of a Supreme Gentleman" by Mumkey Jones, The Cassandra Bias--AKA why everyone thinks they're smarter than people smarter than them, Asterios gets kicked out of a bar, Madcucks vs Maddox, Thanos the Incel, killing yourself in Greenland, "Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting" and other gigantic letdowns, Tony from Hack the Movies and his rushed beejays, the Intervention of Asterios Kokkinos, incompetent tech judges, the five word challenge, internment camps, and why all my selfies are ugly; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Congratulations, I present to you.
0:03.0	That's what I should have done for episode 100.
0:05.0	Asterios would have found some way to ruin it though.
0:08.0	Oh, God.
0:09.0	All right, here we go.
0:12.0	Oh, uh... All right here we go. Oh.
0:14.0	Is that in?
0:15.0	Ha ha ha!
0:17.0	Dick!
0:18.0	Dick!
0:20.0	Dick!
0:21.0	Dick! Dick. Dick.
0:23.0	Dick. Dick.
0:25.0	Ready.
0:27.0	E. Yeah!
0:28.0	Yeah! Yeah! Yeah,
0:35.0	welcome to Dick.
0:38.0	You want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick.
0:40.0	You got it. It's the show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a concrete bunker in the
0:46.4	mount in the side of a mountain deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:48.8	I'm your host Dick Masterson, aka the 20 million dollar man with me as always is Sean the audio engineer
0:54.4	Hello Dick hey you what's up buddy that was my most radio E intro yeah that was that was that was solid
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