Season 1 Teaser
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2019
⏱️ 2 minutes
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Recycling
Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 6 (ID 95847336) to summary slurriment and recycling.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional Abuse
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
Trexyl Geistman: Tim Meredith
David 6: Ben Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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| 0:00.0 | Ah, David Six, I'm glad you're here. |
| 0:03.7 | I'm always here, Trexel. |
| 0:05.6 | Welcome to your office. Shall we design a planet? |
| 0:08.2 | Oh no, not today, David. Not today. |
| 0:10.8 | I'm afraid that our line manager Hartro has advised me that by instruction of the board one of us must be recycled. |
| 0:17.0 | Why, Trexel? Because, David, our planets have been described as nightmarish hellscapes. |
| 0:23.7 | Apart from that hell world we designed, |
| 0:25.8 | which unfortunately turned out to be rather pleasant. |
| 0:28.0 | But I'm just the clone that writes down your ideas. |
| 0:30.7 | I'm not allowed in the pleasant thought. |
| 0:31.7 | David, David, David, David, just stop. You're embarrassing yourself and |
| 0:36.2 | more importantly me. But why is this happening? Because, David, one of us has to take the |
| 0:41.9 | rap for this and it's not going to be me. |
| 0:44.3 | My mother was a senior consultant here and recycling me would be tantamount to admitting that |
| 0:48.9 | Stella Firm limited's bloodline-based management structure is in some way flawed which is of course |
| 0:53.7 | obviously ludicrous obviously recycling process commencing well David I suppose |
| 1:02.0 | our time is up I can tell because of that loud beeping noise. |
| 1:06.0 | Well, goodbye Trexel. It was nice working with you. |
| 1:09.0 | Was it, David? Was it? |
| 1:12.0 | Oh, well, this is strange. |
| 1:20.0 | Ah well, circle of life. |
| 1:22.0 | Right, just a quickie. Ah well, Circle of Life. |
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