Episode 089 - Whistle While You Work
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 21 September 2020
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Following a bright start to the league campaign, Ashwood City now face Portsmouth in the second round of the Carabao Cup. Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall is charged with the task of securing an ambitious feeder club for Ashwood City. Patrick and Jess however are distracted by the latest new recruit...
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Additional Voices
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders
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| 0:00.0 | With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat. |
| 0:06.0 | Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years. |
| 0:10.8 | You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air. |
| 0:13.8 | Then chill on a Caribbean beach. |
| 0:16.7 | Then taste your way through Tokyo. |
| 0:19.7 | Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now and the |
| 0:26.3 | National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:53.2 | That's all kind of by the by really, but what I can tell you is, |
| 0:56.1 | the spike of the coronavirus numbers means I am recording from home. |
| 0:59.4 | I've got my cup of tea, I've got my big comfy chair, and Eleanor, my dog next to me. |
| 1:04.3 | She's a shitbox. |
| 1:05.7 | Half shitsu, half boxer. |
| 1:07.5 | Before you email in, it's not swearing, that's the name of the breed. |
| 1:11.2 | And she's a bitch. |
| 1:12.8 | How about that, offcom? |
| 1:13.9 | Double whammy. |
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