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copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. I assume everyone can hear me.

I assume everyone can hear me.

Good.

There's hearing me and then there's listening to me. You're taking in every single word I say, not letting your mind wander.

Not thinking about what notifications may be on your phone right now, or what political pantomime is playing out in your head or even what happened

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you'll find out how i am who i am and how you can be who you are supposed to be

have people fought to get me off this stage before I'd even set foot on it.

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