Episode 090 - Forget Me Yacht
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 28 September 2020
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
For matchweek three of the Premier League; Ashwood City take their perfect record to Craven Cottage. Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall and Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan, however, have other social commitments.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders
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| 0:00.0 | Do, do, do... |
| 0:03.5 | Bampa! |
| 0:07.1 | Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! |
| 0:09.9 | Okay, enough Rasmataz! |
| 0:12.8 | But it's not every day a new scratch card drops. |
| 0:15.0 | With the new set for five years scratch card from the National Lottery, |
| 0:19.3 | you could win five grand a month, every month, |
| 0:21.8 | for five years. Pick up yours in store today and get scratching. Search Dream big place |
| 0:27.1 | mall. Rules procedures and game specific rules apply. Place must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:54.0 | And what did he see? |
| 0:55.9 | He told me to fuck off. |
| 0:57.0 | You're kidding? |
| 0:58.0 | Nope. |
| 0:58.8 | Well, what did you say to that? |
| 1:00.0 | Called him a cunt, told him to fuck himself, |
| 1:01.8 | and then said that he is everything wrong with journalism. |
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