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The Offensive

Episode 087 - A Star Is Torn

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2020

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

It's the Semi-Final of the Europa League. Ashwood City take on FC Internazionale as the isolated tournament in Germany moves ever-closer to its climax. Once again, however, the mood in the camp is delicately poised to see the loan saga of Christian Akuffo resolved.


Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom

Esmonde Cole as Kyle Francis Clark

Acushla-Tara Cupe as Dr Rachel Webber

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Isi Adeola as Christian Akuffo 

David Letemple Leroy as Antoine


Additional voices

Joel Emery


Casting Director:

Kirsty Gillmore

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery 

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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0:00.0

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0:06.0

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0:10.8

You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air.

0:13.8

Then chill on a Caribbean beach.

0:16.7

Then taste your way through Tokyo.

0:19.7

Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now and the

0:26.3

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0:32.1

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:38.6

This is a work of fiction.

0:39.9

Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental.

0:46.2

This podcast is protected under copyright.

0:48.7

Listener discretion is advised.

0:50.4

This is The Offensive.

1:04.3

Thank you. This is The Offensive. What's an opening night to the Europa League, Ashwood City.

1:07.5

Find Avenue and that'll do it.

1:09.7

Ashwood City three.

1:11.6

Here in Baku, Azablish it. Ashwood City three. Here in Baku, Azabayshan and Ashwood City are on fire.

1:15.6

Four two at Skoll line.

1:17.6

The North Rocks is not an easy place to visit,

1:19.6

but Ashwood City have absolutely blown the ranges away yet again.

1:23.6

I think he's...

1:24.6

And Ashwood have done the double-armed Carabag.

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