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The Offensive

Episode 086 - Bring Him Home

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2020

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Ashwood's first leg in the round of 16 ended 1-0 to Ashwood in Wolfsburg back in March. Now, along with fellow UEFA Europa League competitors, they find themselves vying for a place in the Quarter Final held in Germany under strict quarantine conditions. 


Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom

Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber

Esmonde Cole as Kyle Francis-Clarke

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton


Additional Voices:

Joel Emery


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell 

Episode written by:

Joel Emery 

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell 

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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0:00.0

With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat.

0:06.0

Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years.

0:10.8

You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air.

0:13.8

Then chill on a Caribbean beach.

0:16.7

Then taste your way through Tokyo.

0:19.7

Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now and the

0:26.3

National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

0:32.1

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:38.6

This is a work of fiction.

0:39.9

Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental.

0:46.2

This podcast is protected under copyright.

0:48.7

Listener discretion is advised.

0:50.4

This is The Offensive.

1:07.8

This is the offensive. This is not the last major outbreak we're ever going to see.

1:11.6

There's going to be more outbreaks and there's going to be more epidemics. That's not a maybe. That's a given. How serious is this? Is this something that we need

1:17.7

to be terrified of or is this overblown or how do you stand on this? Well, first of all, you have to

1:24.3

understand the timing of it in the sense that is just beginning. I think we're in the middle of a massive experiment.

1:31.3

Will people listen to scientists?

1:35.3

Today the World Health Organization officially announced that this is a global pandemic.

1:43.3

People are again. a global pandemic. It's just going to clear this as far as he can.

1:52.0

Nothing fanciful with just a few seconds on the clock.

1:55.0

Ashwood City on the brink of what you hope is a once in a lifetime knockout Europa League mini tournament.

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