Episode 085 - Finale: Part 2
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 8 June 2020
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Premier League survival hangs in the balance as Ashwood City take on Manchester United in the final game of the season.
The Offensive will return at the start of the 2020/2021 season. Thank you for your continued support. Visit ashwoodcity.com and patreon.com/ashwoodcity for more.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
Esmonde Cole as Kyle Francis-Clarke
Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes
Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber
Peter Drury as Himself
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Ant McGinley
Owen Maers
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell and Joel Emery
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
"Gravitated" by Edgar Hopp
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This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.
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| 0:00.0 | Do, do, do... |
| 0:03.5 | Bampa! |
| 0:07.1 | Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! |
| 0:09.9 | Okay, enough Rasmataz! |
| 0:12.8 | But it's not every day a new scratch card drops. |
| 0:15.0 | With the new set for five years scratch card from the National Lottery, |
| 0:19.3 | you could win five grand a month, every month, |
| 0:21.8 | for five years. Pick up yours in store today and get scratching. Search Dream big place |
| 0:27.1 | mall. Rules procedures and game specific rules apply. Place must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. Hey, hey, Marco. Why you stood there with your knob out? I'm not. You are now, mate. |
| 1:29.9 | Oh! Fuck you, man. Leave it, Mark out, leave it, David. Watch on, kid, watch on. All right, yeah. |
| 1:41.1 | Pretty funny that one, on it. Pulled his shorts and boxers down. |
| 1:46.1 | His knob fell out and that. |
| 1:46.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:51.2 | What you've got to do is you've got to make sure that you've got like a handful of both shorts and boxes. |
| 1:53.8 | Otherwise, when you yank it down, it doesn't work, you know? |
| 1:54.8 | Okay. |
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