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The Offensive

Episode 084 - Finale: Part 1

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2020

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

It's the final week of the season, and the battle for Premier League survival hits boiling point as Ashwood City travel to Villa Park. Can The Superwhites continue their run of good form under Interim Head Coach Matt Jansen in their penultimate game of the season? 


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison 

Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes


Additional Voices:

Jo Price

Joel Emery

Lucinda Shaw


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery 

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell and Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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0:00.0

With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat.

0:06.0

Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years.

0:10.8

You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air.

0:13.8

Then chill on a Caribbean beach.

0:16.7

Then taste your way through Tokyo.

0:19.7

Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now and the

0:26.3

National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

0:32.1

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:38.6

This is a work of fiction.

0:39.9

Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely

0:45.0

coincidental.

0:46.2

This podcast is protected under copyright.

0:48.7

Listener discretion is advised.

0:50.4

This is The Offensive.

0:55.8

That's the kind of system he's deployed and it's brave.

0:59.0

It's pragmatic but it's exciting.

1:01.6

And that's why he's got as much as he has out of these players.

1:05.1

Simple things like two conventional strikers in Amadou into four.

1:09.6

He puts a Kufo in behind him and that's's a tight unit, but it's brutal firepower.

1:14.9

Now, you see, I played with Matt Janssen, you forget.

1:17.8

And if there's one thing he loves, it's gold getters, poachers, target men, fox in the box, a number nine.

1:23.8

He loves that, and he feels like he's got it in this side.

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