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The Offensive

Episode 080 - Afscheid, Eric

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2020

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Following an away defeat to Brighton and Hove Albion, the Ashwood hierarchy put the wheels into motion to try and turn the club's fortunes around. Negotiations with former coach Dan Watson however, hit a bit of a roadblock in the form of new representation for the fan-favourite. 


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Joel Emery as Dan Watson

Allon Sylvain as Eric Van Smit

Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger

Rhys Tees as Rob Jefferson 


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell 

Episode written by:

Joel Emery 

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell and Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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0:00.0

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0:06.0

Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years.

0:10.8

You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air.

0:13.8

Then chill on a Caribbean beach.

0:16.7

Then taste your way through Tokyo.

0:19.7

Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now

0:25.9

and the National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

0:32.1

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:38.6

This is a work of fiction.

0:39.9

Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely

0:45.0

coincidental.

0:46.2

This podcast is protected under copyright.

0:48.7

Listener discretion is advised.

0:50.4

This is The Offensive.

0:53.2

And there's been another goal at the Amex

0:55.3

But for who, Mark?

0:56.7

Who do you think?

0:58.4

Brighton?

0:59.1

Yep, it's a Lewis Dunk Tower and hit her down to

1:01.9

The manual there is left inside.

1:04.0

Now, Astridor pretty clueless at the bat.

1:06.3

Brighton not really breaking us threat,

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