Episode 081 - Fever Pitch
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2020
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
The first match of the season in the post-Van Smit era sees fellow Premier League strugglers West Ham United visit Dartley Park. Will the 'New Manager Bounce' materialise and allow Ashwood City to gain three valuable points?
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Joel Emery as Dan Watson
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Rhys Tees as Rob Jefferson
Lucinda Shaw as Christine Williams
Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger
Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes
Matt Jansen as Himself
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell and Joel Emery
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:53.7 | Oh, hey, Patrick, Patrick. |
| 0:55.5 | Dwight. |
| 0:56.3 | Listen, before we go in there, there's been a change of plan. |
| 0:59.3 | For what? |
| 1:00.1 | ASG are going to withdraw the offer they made to you. |
| 1:02.1 | You fucking what? |
| 1:03.0 | They just feel that after all of this and the position the club finds itself in now, |
| 1:07.1 | it's money down the toilet. |
| 1:08.6 | Oh, great, so I get flushed instead, do I? |
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