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The Offensive

Episode 079 - I'd Do Anything

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2020

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

As the deal to bring home 'The Prodigal Son' Dan Watson edges closer, Patrick Nolan is A.W.O.L from the club offices. Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall leads the chase to find the missing Chief Executive.


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Lucinda Shaw as Christine Williams

Allon Sylvain as Eric Van Smit

Lucy-Jane Quinlan as Grace Roberts-Dean


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell and Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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Transcript

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0:00.0

With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat.

0:06.0

Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years.

0:10.8

You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air.

0:13.8

Then chill on a Caribbean beach.

0:16.7

Then taste your way through Tokyo.

0:19.7

Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now

0:25.9

and the National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

0:32.1

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:38.6

This is a work of fiction.

0:39.9

Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental.

0:46.2

This podcast is protected under copyright.

0:48.7

Listener discretion is advised.

0:50.4

This is The Offensive.

0:53.1

You guys know here at Radius that content is key. Right, if the user interface vibe is optimized, then wow. You know, Radius, this office, right here, in fact, in Brick Lane, this can be the centralised data-driven hub for all finance metrics and the lead influencer in the market.

1:13.4

Hey, look, guys, this has been a real honour, you know, just keep doing what you're doing.

1:17.4

Keep killing it.

1:18.3

Yeah?

1:18.9

The app is looking toots.

1:22.9

Tote's great.

1:24.7

I'm Patrick Nolan.

1:26.8

If anyone has any questions, just, just hit me up.

1:29.4

Yeah?

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