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The Offensive

Episode 069 - Broom With a View

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Ashwood City are in Basel, Switzerland for the second leg of their Europa League Round of 32 tie. In addition to already trailing 1-0 on aggregate, the side now have to deal with club captain Kieran Broom walking out on the team prior to kick-off.


Allon Sylvain as Eric van Smit

Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber

Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom

Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton


Additional Voices:

Nalan Burgess

Joel Emery


Casting Director:

Kirsty Gillmore

Directed by:

Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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0:00.0

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0:06.0

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0:10.8

You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air.

0:13.8

Then chill on a Caribbean beach.

0:16.7

Then taste your way through Tokyo.

0:19.7

Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now and the

0:26.3

National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

0:32.1

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:38.6

This is a work of fiction.

0:39.9

Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental.

0:46.2

This podcast is protected under copyright.

0:48.7

Listener discretion is advised.

0:50.4

This is The Offensive.

0:53.5

Hello.

0:54.4

Dr Weber, it's Harry Weaver.

0:56.2

Oh, great. Thanks for calling me back, Harry.

0:58.2

No worries, no worries. Are you in Switzerland?

1:00.7

Yeah, we just arrived.

1:01.9

Oh, great. Great.

1:03.1

What can I help you with then, Dr. Weber?

1:05.4

Rachel is fine. The physio team sent me your scan.

1:08.7

I think that he looks good. So if you're happy with it...

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