Episode 070 - Dangerous Liaisons
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2020
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City set their sights on Norwich and all three points as 19th in the Premier League take on 20th at Carrow Road. Woody however has bumped into an old colleague that could turn the fortunes of the club.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Joel Emery as Dan Watson
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:39.3 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:40.6 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:49.4 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:51.1 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:54.2 | And of course keep those requests coming as long as they are bangers, they will be played for the next three hours. |
| 1:00.7 | We've got a request here from Johnny. Johnny is currently stranded in Switzerland. He asks, |
| 1:06.2 | can you please play Wham? Wake me up before you go-go. I have been stranded in Switzerland and haven't stopped drinking since the result on Thursday night. Could you please play it so we could all sing along saying, wake me up before you go-go. We'll win Europa because we've got a coupon. |
| 1:24.5 | Johnny there, an Ashwood City fan currently in Switzerland. Now, oh, that's really opened up a wound. |
| 1:32.3 | I didn't even want to talk about football today, but, uh, well, I'm going to have to now. |
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