Episode 068 - Hold The Phone
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2020
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
UEFA have been in touch with Ashwood City to confirm the use of Patrick Nolan in the promotional media for their latest campaign. The Chief-Executive however... has a few tweaks.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Directed by:
Joel Emery
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:00.0 | With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat. |
| 0:06.0 | Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years. |
| 0:10.8 | You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air. |
| 0:13.8 | Then chill on a Caribbean beach. |
| 0:16.7 | Then taste your way through Tokyo. |
| 0:19.7 | Then back home. |
| 0:21.8 | So bolt off to |
| 0:23.3 | Set for Life. |
| 0:25.3 | Play now and the National Lottery app. |
| 0:27.7 | Terms, rules and procedures apply. |
| 0:28.9 | Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:34.1 | Warning. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:44.7 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:52.3 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:54.8 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:56.5 | This is The Offensive. Pellip. Philippe, it's me. |
| 1:21.1 | Patrick, are you okay? |
| 1:22.4 | I've forwarded the account from this last year. |
| 1:24.9 | You need to change them. |
| 1:25.9 | Change to what? |
| 1:27.0 | I changed them to the specifications |
| 1:29.2 | i said in the email patrick if everything right at man city are fucking pointing their fingers at everybody |
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