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This is The Offensive.

Thank you. This is The Offensive. She's going to receive it back, and Abamiang takes it round him,

and Abamian makes it 2-0, and Archetta gets his first win,

and it's right here at the Emirates. Back-to-back defeats in the capital

for Ashwood City. They were never really in this one. They've been on the back foot since the get-go.

He finds Chris Wood who towers over Babbage and Burnley have snatched it right at the death. My, my, my, booze ring out at Darkland Park.

And this is going to drop Ashwood City right into a dockline at the bottom of the Premier League table.

There we see here in Ashby.

Yes, thanks Peter. Well, it looks like VAR has come to its conclusion here,

and it's a disallowed goal. Amadu deemed to be offside. He has grown his hair out a wee bit as of late, and it looks like a few strands of it here are offside.

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