Episode 059 - The Christmas Special One II
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2019
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
It's Christmas Eve and the Ashwood City hierarchy are spending it in Los Angeles. For Patrick Nolan, it's a chance to solidify his masterplan, whilst Jess and Woody are tasked with retrieving the player on top of the club's christmas list - Joshua Nakatomi.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Rhys Tees as Hutch Lewis
Additional voices
John Brannoch
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:00.0 | With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat. |
| 0:06.0 | Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years. |
| 0:10.8 | You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air. |
| 0:13.8 | Then chill on a Caribbean beach. |
| 0:16.7 | Then taste your way through Tokyo. |
| 0:19.7 | Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now and the |
| 0:26.3 | National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:51.7 | This is The Offensive. You don't like flying, do you? |
| 1:14.8 | What gave you that idea? |
| 1:15.9 | Well, you've just been a right miserable twat this whole flight. |
| 1:18.9 | Because I've been sat next to her. |
| 1:20.1 | Excuse me, can I get another white wine, please? |
| 1:21.8 | I'm not a fucking steward, Jess. |
| 1:23.6 | Why are you stood up then? |
| 1:24.4 | Because my legs are all swollen, I can hardly feel him. |
| 1:26.9 | Oh, why are you barefooted, you pervert? |
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