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The Offensive

Episode 058 - Hutch Ado About Nothing

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2019

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

The bail is set for Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan's release as his cooperation with the investigation ensures a problematic scenario for Anaheim Sports Group owner Hutch Lewis; whose trust in Patrick is coming back to haunt him.


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Rhys Tees as Hutch Lewis

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton


Additional voices

Lucinda Shaw

Vanessa Emery


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Do, do, do...

0:03.5

Bampa!

0:07.1

Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! Bampa!

0:09.9

Okay, enough Rasmataz!

0:12.8

But it's not every day a new scratch card drops.

0:15.0

With the new set for five years scratch card from the National Lottery,

0:19.3

you could win five grand a month, every month, for five years.

0:23.0

Pick up yours in store today and get scratching.

0:26.2

Search Dream Big Place Mall. Rules, procedures and game-specific rules apply.

0:29.0

Place must be 18 or over.

0:34.2

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:40.6

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased,

0:44.6

organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. This podcast is protected under copyright.

0:50.7

Listener discretion is advised. This is The Offensive.

1:00.6

A little to the left, thank you.

1:02.0

Oh, that's good. Oh, yeah. Mr. Lewis.

1:18.6

Mr. Lewis.

1:19.6

Hutch.

1:21.6

Oh, hi.

1:23.6

Hi, Caitlin.

1:24.6

What's up?

1:26.6

It's Patrick Nolan.

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