Episode 057 - All's Well That Ends Well
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2019
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
It's the final game of the Europa League Group Stage and Ashwood City face Qarabag at home. In the lead up to kick off, the club hierarchy have arranged to shoot an advert.
Adam Jarrell as Chris Well
Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber
Allon Sylvain as Eric van Smit
Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:00.0 | With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat. |
| 0:06.0 | Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years. |
| 0:10.8 | You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air. |
| 0:13.8 | Then chill on a Caribbean beach. |
| 0:16.7 | Then taste your way through Tokyo. |
| 0:19.7 | Then back home. |
| 0:21.8 | To bolt off to |
| 0:23.3 | Set for life. |
| 0:25.3 | Play now and the National Lottery app. |
| 0:27.7 | Terms rules and procedures apply. |
| 0:28.9 | Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:34.0 | Yes, goal. |
| 0:35.8 | Another Premier League victory. |
| 0:38.4 | Running a football club can often take it out of you. |
| 0:41.0 | Let's keep going, team. |
| 0:42.4 | The big match is coming up. |
| 0:44.5 | Fortunately, I have a place where I can go to relax. |
| 0:48.1 | Broadleague Country Club offers an exclusive spa with a full treatment list. |
| 0:58.0 | Ooh. exclusive spa with a full treatment list. But if that isn't your thing, we've got plenty of other options. |
| 1:02.5 | Swimming. |
| 1:05.0 | Tennis. |
| 1:06.5 | Golf. |
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