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The Offensive

Episode 056 - Desert Storm II

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2019

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

A midweek Premier League clash with Everton is followed closely by Bournemouth away at the weekend. Chief Executive Patrick Nolan, however, is going to be absent from the visit to the South Coast as he is drawn back to Saudi Arabia at short notice. 


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Rhys Tees as Hutch Lewis


Additional voices

Nalan Burgess


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery and Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited



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0:27.7

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0:28.9

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0:34.0

Warning.

0:34.9

This podcast contains explicit language

0:37.3

and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:40.4

This is a work of fiction.

0:41.7

Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental.

0:48.0

This podcast is protected under copyright.

0:50.5

Listener discretion is advised.

0:52.2

This is The Offensive.

0:55.8

Hippat is advised. This is The Offensive. Hi, a bad.

0:57.5

It's Mac.

0:59.8

Now listen,

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