Episode 053 - Desert Storm
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2019
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City are concluding a brief warm weather training session in Saudi Arabia ahead of the next Premier League matchweek. With a player revolt behind them; Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan and Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall are looking for the remaining conspirators.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger
Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
Nalan Burgess as Claudia Seymour
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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