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The Offensive

Episode 052 - When The Man Comes Around

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2019

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

The Ashwood City hierarchy enter contract talks with former club captain Kieran Broom. After scoring the winner at the weekend away to Newcastle United, the Midfielder believes he holds all the aces as he attempts to orchestrate a potential return of the prodigal son, Dan Watson. Chief Executive Patrick Nolan on the other hand, has different ideas. 


* The Offensive will return on 24.11.19, after the International Break 


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Rhys Tees as Rob Jefferson

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Joel Emery as Dan Watson


Additional Voices:

Acushla-Tara Kupe

Lynnette Shaw

John Brannoch

Lucinda Shaw

Thomas Mitchells


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited 



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1:04.2

Warning.

1:07.0

This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

1:10.1

This is a work of fiction.

1:11.5

Any similarities to persons living or deceased,

1:14.1

organisations, places or events is purely coincidental.

1:17.7

This podcast is protected under copyright.

1:20.2

Listener discretion is advised.

1:21.9

This is The Offensive. You shuffle.

1:34.4

You look defeated.

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