Episode 054 - Slip of the Iceberg
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 28 November 2019
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
It's Thursday night football yet again and Ashwood City are up against Rangers in Glasgow as their penultimate Europa League fixture sees them look to recover from their 4-0 defeat to Roma and their 3-0 domestic defeat to Leicester City. Last time out, Rangers boss Steven Gerrard neglected to shake Eric's hand, this time out Eric is looking to return the snub.
Thomas Mitchells as William van Ginkel
Nalan Burgess as Natasha Hardy
Allon Sylvain as Eric van Smit
Esmonde Cole as KFC
Adam Jarrell as Chris Well
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:00.0 | With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat. |
| 0:06.0 | Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years. |
| 0:10.8 | You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air. |
| 0:13.8 | Then chill on a Caribbean beach. |
| 0:16.7 | Then taste your way through Tokyo. |
| 0:19.7 | Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now |
| 0:25.9 | and the National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:55.1 | And it's good build up here, and it's a goal! |
| 0:57.8 | What a goal! |
| 0:59.1 | Big fucking goal! |
| 1:01.1 | Goal, goal! |
| 1:02.3 | Bullocks, bollocks. |
| 1:04.7 | How was that? |
| 1:07.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.6 | Well, I think make me quieter, and we'll try again, John. |
| 1:12.4 | Great, splendid, thanks. |
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