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The Offensive

Episode 051 - Children of the Revolution

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2019

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

An emphatic home defeat to Manchester City has prompted an emergency Monday morning training session ahead of the Europa League home game v Roma... But a few senior players have other plans. 


Allon Sylvain as Eric van Smit

Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger

Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Rhys Tees as Rob Jefferson

Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom

Joel Emery as Dan Watson


Directed by:

Joel Emery & Paul Waggott

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery 


Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited -- 



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0:00.0

With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat.

0:06.0

Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years.

0:10.8

You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air.

0:13.8

Then chill on a Caribbean beach.

0:16.7

Then taste your way through Tokyo.

0:19.7

Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now and the National Lottery app.

0:27.7

Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

0:33.7

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:40.1

This is a work of fiction.

0:41.4

Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental.

0:47.7

This podcast is protected under copyright.

0:50.2

Listener discretion is advised.

0:51.9

This is The Offensive.

0:57.1

Right. Let the offensive. Right, let the puff see the daddy.

1:00.4

Single man, reveal yourself.

1:02.3

Thank you, thank you. The Wow! Oh!

1:33.3

Whack the whistles!

1:37.3

Oh ladies, my name's Lee. I'm from Kent, and I'm an Ashwood City fan.

1:45.0

Whoa!

1:47.0

Oh come on.

1:48.8

Is it the mustache?

1:50.0

Or is it the Ashwood City thing?

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