Episode 040 - The Hark Side
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2019
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
The club react to the sad news that Ashwood legend Gerry Harkness has passed away. Meanwhile, Patrick's dubious financial endeavours are beginning to catch up with him as local journalist Gareth McAskill is tipped off.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
Additional Voices:
Nalan Burgess
Rhys Tees
Vanessa Emery
Lucinda Shaw
Luke Stevenson
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:26.3 | National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.3 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.8 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:40.1 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.4 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.9 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.6 | This is The Offensive. |
| 1:11.5 | No, no, don't. |
| 1:13.8 | But you can't... It's not an offshore bank account. |
| 1:18.8 | Hello? |
| 1:20.3 | What time is it? |
| 1:21.8 | What the fucking speaking clock? |
| 1:24.1 | Mack, is that you? |
| 1:25.2 | It's Mac the knife. |
| 1:27.2 | Mackie, Mackey, Macy, Macy. |
| 1:28.6 | What can I do for you? |
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