Episode 041 - Don't Count Your (Kentucky Fried) Chickens
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2019
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
The International break is over and Premier League football returns to Dartley Park as Ashwood City take on league leaders; Liverpool. Chief Executive Patrick Nolan has his work cut out to repair his relationships and reputation after the decision to relinquish the captaincy from Kieran Broom.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Additional Voices:
Rhys Tees
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:00.0 | With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat. |
| 0:06.0 | Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years. |
| 0:10.8 | You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air. |
| 0:13.8 | Then chill on a Caribbean beach. |
| 0:16.7 | Then taste your way through Tokyo. |
| 0:19.7 | Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now |
| 0:25.9 | and the National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:56.0 | Ah, my... This is The Offensive. Arbite with me, fast forth even tide, the darkness deepens, Lord with me abide. |
| 1:18.6 | When are the hellers and come Help us and comforts me. |
| 1:33.3 | Help of us, or abide with me. |
| 1:47.0 | Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. |
| 1:52.0 | Speak, my child, the Lord. He is listening. |
| 1:57.0 | I, I have been blind. I have been single-minded and not open to the hearts and minds of others. |
| 2:05.8 | I have been greedy. |
| 2:07.6 | Is this about ticket prices? |
| 2:10.0 | No, it's not about ticket prices. |
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