Episode 039 - Nuno Way Out
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2019
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Following a home defeat to Wolves, Patrick and Woody find themselves waiting outside new Head Coach Eric Van Smit's office. With no confidence and no signal - the pair must formulate a plan to let the Head Coach know exactly how they feel about Ashwood's torrid start to the season.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger
Additional Voices:
Lucinda Shaw
Luke Stevenson
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:55.0 | It looked to me like Raoul Jimenez was played on side, but the new man, Wim Kuypers. Isn't that right, Steve? |
| 1:00.0 | That's exactly the baptism affair here for Kipers. |
| 1:03.0 | But all in all, wolves were deserved winners. One, they all was flattening. |
| 1:07.0 | Walls came to Darley Park and took all three points. |
| 1:09.0 | They should have taken about four or five plus goal difference with them too. What's the atmosphere like there now, Steve? It's not good at all. Most of the other stands have cleared out. There's a band of round 200 supporters up in their Jerry Hackness stand. They're chanting Nolan out. They've got banners. They've had clashes with the security in the stadium. It's toxic here. It's absolutely toxic. |
| 1:29.3 | Lovely stuff. That's Steve at Dartley Park, where the hosts lost out to Wolves 1-0. All is not well in the state of Ashwood. |
| 1:37.3 | We're going to take a very quick break. Before we do, there's not much time. Let's check on Berry Football Club. Guys, you're still alive? |
| 1:42.3 | I think we might be, yeah, just about. time let's check on berry football club guys who's still alive that's great to hear that was |
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