Episode 035 - Finale: Part 2
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2019
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
The game is underway. The only thing standing between Ashwood City and Europa League football is Fulham FC. Woody is still nowhere to be seen as the tentative first half draws to a close.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
Additional voices:
Lucinda Shaw
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:00.0 | With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat. |
| 0:06.0 | Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years. |
| 0:10.8 | You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air. |
| 0:13.8 | Then chill on a Caribbean beach. |
| 0:16.7 | Then taste your way through Tokyo. |
| 0:19.7 | Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now |
| 0:25.9 | and the National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely |
| 0:45.0 | coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:53.3 | Previously on The Offensive. Previously on the Offensive. |
| 0:55.4 | The Offensive has failed. |
| 0:57.7 | I wanted to be playing in Europe by season two and we're not. |
| 1:01.0 | I'm selling the club, Patrick. |
| 1:03.3 | Sorry, you're selling As well. |
| 1:05.4 | Unless this first season can hit the target I expected she's got. |
| 1:09.2 | Amadu is through one-on-one with Strykelal Amadu's going to have a go and he's done it |
| 1:13.0 | he's done it Lester surely out for the count here |
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