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The Offensive

Episode 034 - Finale: Part 1

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2019

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

The takeover is under threat with an unexpected victory at Leicester City. With other league results in their favour, Ashwood find themselves in 7th and currently qualifying for the UEFA Europa League; which would cancel the sale due to the current ownership's stipulations on European football. Patrick Nolan is left to find a way to ensure the deal goes through and the chances of finishing 7th are quashed.


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan  

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate  

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Rhys Tees as Hutch Lewis

Elliot Gindi as Mohamed Al-Zawi


Additional voices:

Nalan Burgess

Lucinda Shaw

   

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

 

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

This is a Primley Limited Production.

Copyright 2019



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0:00.0

With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat.

0:06.0

Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years.

0:10.8

You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air.

0:13.8

Then chill on a Caribbean beach.

0:16.7

Then taste your way through Tokyo.

0:19.7

Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now

0:25.9

and the National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

0:32.5

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:38.9

This is a work of fiction.

0:40.2

Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental.

0:46.5

This podcast is protected under copyright.

0:49.0

Listener discretion is advised.

0:50.7

This is The Offensive.

0:52.8

Their chance and put themselves one up. Astridor at moment, can't seem to get out their own path.

0:57.3

They still leave 1-0 at the King Power Stadium.

0:59.2

Asper did not expect to be in this position.

1:01.3

I didn't expect them to be in this position.

1:03.3

Speaking of a position, looking at as it stands table now, they're seventh.

1:06.9

Ashwood at the moment.

1:07.7

Exactly.

1:08.3

They may have lost to Mancini last week, but with the way the results are going, they are seventh.

1:12.5

As it stands, still leading the chasing pack in the Premier League.

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