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The Offensive

Episode 033: Oman Where Art Thou

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2019

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

An immediate and unprecedented breakthrough in the future of Ashwood City as Omani billionaire Mohamed Al-Zawi prepares a £615m bid for the club. With the news spreading fast, Ashwood Head Coach Rod Meadows is preparing for life under the new regime.


Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan  

Elliot Gindi as Mohamed Al-Zawi

   

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

 

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised



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Warning.

1:05.6

This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

1:08.7

This is a work of fiction.

1:10.0

Any similarities to persons living or

1:12.0

deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. This podcast is protected under

1:17.9

copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. We don't know if it's been

1:27.0

made.

1:29.5

Ashwood City are not prepared to comment on that.

1:33.9

But Mohammed Al-Zawi and his firm are inspecting every facet of the club. But it is believed that he is close to making a monumental 615 million pound bid for the club.

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