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The Offensive

Episode 032: Thrown to the Wolves

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2019

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Whilst attending a team bonding week Patrick recounts to Woody his latest foray with Gary Briggs during the Easter weekend's victory against Wolverhampton Wanderers.


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan  

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

 

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

 

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

 

Listener discretion is advised



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0:00.0

Okay, Donna. Give me the biggest southern US performance you've got.

0:03.6

Who wrote this? Howdy, partners? If you're hankering for a good old time, mosey down to Foxy for the most rooting, tooting, really?

0:15.2

Hold down fun on this side of the Mississippi. So come join the party today. Can I get a big old...

0:22.1

Yee-ho! Foxy bingo. Get your fox on. 18 plus bigambleware.org. Take time to think.

0:32.5

Warning. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:38.7

This is a work of fiction.

0:40.0

Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental.

0:46.3

This podcast is protected under copyright.

0:48.8

Listener discretion is advised.

0:50.5

This is The Offensive.

1:06.8

Hey, welcome back to Wacky Wall Street, where I tell you what to do with that extra money you hide from the wife.

1:08.0

Ha ha!

1:09.3

Just kidding, ladies.

1:13.4

Everything you need to know about stocks right here with me, Pedy Finch. Pity Pinch.

1:14.4

Y'all, Petit!

1:15.4

Now, last week, I told you all about Microsoft. This week, I'm telling you about Tesla.

1:21.9

At 270 a share, I'm predicting Tesla ought to go up and up and into outer space.

1:27.4

One small step for me. That's all in the past. Now, I want to look to the future.

1:33.5

Future by 3,000.

1:35.3

I'm ringing my bell. I'm ringing my bell. You know what that means. Knockout stock.

1:40.3

Knockout stock. This week's knockout stock is in sports.

1:44.9

You're out of there.

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