Episode 031: Masters of the Universe
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2019
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Patrick has met with Ashwood City owner Hutch Lewis at the US Masters in Augusta, Georgia to decide the future of their relationship and the club. Joining him on the business trip are Jess Tate and Chris 'Woody' Woodall who are taking in some of the golf that's on offer.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Rhys Tees as Hutch Lewis
Additional voices:
Lucinda Shaw
Nalan Burgess
Vanessa Emery
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:00.0 | With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat. |
| 0:06.0 | Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years. |
| 0:10.8 | You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air. |
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| 0:25.9 | and the National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:53.8 | Have you heard that thing about us on the Blizzard website? |
| 0:56.8 | The what? |
| 0:57.7 | The Blizzard. |
| 0:58.7 | What's that then? A comic? |
| 0:59.8 | No, it's a magazine for football geeks. |
| 1:02.2 | And no, I haven't read it. |
| 1:04.0 | Obviously. |
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| 1:09.3 | Jesus, people have the weirdest fetishes these days. |
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