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The Offensive

Episode 030 - War Games

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2019

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Off the back of the defeat to Liverpool; Ashwood are dealing with the fallout from Willy Amadou's celebration in which he used the corner flag to simulate gunfire. With the club under scrutiny, it would seem Patrick is going about his normal business in trying to throw Chief Operating Officer Gary Briggs under the bus.


Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison  

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan


Additional voices:

Alex Marshall

Thomas Mitchells

Lucinda Shaw  


Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

 

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised



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0:00.0

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0:32.1

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:38.6

This is a work of fiction.

0:40.0

Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental.

0:46.3

This podcast is protected under copyright.

0:48.7

Listener discretion is advised.

0:50.5

This is The Offensive.

0:58.3

But what we need to mention in the report is Will was linesman, he was closest to it

1:00.2

and he saw the gesture during the celebration

1:02.0

Yeah, but could you see the gesture was directed at?

1:04.5

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the crowd.

1:05.8

Well, I couldn't see who in the crowd,

1:07.2

but the gesture was made to the crowd.

1:09.0

So what should I put?

1:10.5

Uh, put number 19 for the visitors.

1:12.6

Willie Amadu.

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