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This is The Offensive.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jess Tate,

and I want to thank you all for coming to the first official press conference of Mr. Felix Grogon.

First of all, I just want to say how delighted we are to secure a head coach of Mr. Groson's caliber.

And secondly, onto business.

Questions for today and for the foreseeable future will go via Mr.. Grosjean's translator. Bruno Deval.

Thank you very much.

Yeah.

So, Gareth, we will start with you today.

Thanks, Jess.

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