Episode 009: The French Connection
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2018
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Patrick and Woody are en route to Marseille to obtain the services of Head Coach Felix Grosjean, but a stumbling block is put in their place as the Marseille Chief-Executive is having second thoughts. Jess is tasked with keeping Chinese betting corporation, and Ashwood City shirt sponsor; iBET sweet, but heavy concessions are required.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Additional voices:
Omari Douglas
Denis Michallet
Wen Theaker
Trev Neo
Joel Emery
Jonny Sharples
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:00.0 | With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat. |
| 0:06.0 | Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years. |
| 0:10.8 | You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air. |
| 0:13.8 | Then chill on a Caribbean beach. |
| 0:16.7 | Then taste your way through Tokyo. |
| 0:19.7 | Then back home. To bolt off to set for life, play now and the |
| 0:26.3 | National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.5 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely |
| 0:44.9 | coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.6 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:55.3 | Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. |
| 0:58.1 | We're just about to begin our descent into Marseille. |
| 1:01.2 | We expect to be on the ground at a little over 20 minutes. |
| 1:04.5 | I hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. |
| 1:09.1 | You know what's weird? |
| 1:11.1 | What? |
| 1:11.8 | That Derby County don't have a derby within their county, but they're called Darby County. |
| 1:16.2 | I took my headphones out for that. |
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